Nerd’s Dick, Humping Butt, in Joe Matt’s “Spent”
Confession time: this comic gets us super hard. We have a thing for balding, hairy, pervy, pudgy White nerds with an affinity for Asians.
Dick, Butt, AI in “Gregory Suicide”
To think that this comic book was published in 2015 (and would therefore have to have been concepted and written way before that) is mind-boggling.
Jewish Dick & Butt, Asian, German Butts in Donna Barr’s “The Desert Peach”
Like "Jojo Rabbit" (Taika Waititi is overrated), "The Desert Peach" also lives in the same vein, showing Nazi atrocities in a light-hearted, comedic way.
Scantily Clad Himbos, (Almost) Asian Dick in “Reiki Warriors Special”
Finally, we can do another entry with Asian dicks for Nerdcore, courtesy of Dærick Gröss Sr, just in time for Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month!
Mini Nerdcore: King Solomon’s Dick in “The Writer”
Happy Jewish American History Month! First up is "The Writer," by Olaf himself (Josh Gad), featuring the very, very Jewish King Solomon.
And Even More Orgies and Himbos in “Artesia: Besieged”
Our last installment for April is Mark Smylie's final "Artesia" book, "Besieged." And yes, it features big-dicked himbos.
Dicks, Butts, Orgies Continued in “Artesia Afield” and “Artesia Afire”Extreme
The Artesia gravy train hasn't stopped yet! Mark Smylie brought us even more himbos' butts and dicks, with a side of corpses for good measure.
Dicks, Butts, Naked Souls and Statue in Mark Smylie’s “Artesia”
Mark Smylie is one of those (straight?) male comic book artists and writers who seem to have no objections drawing dicks, and we're all in support of that.
Butt, Silhouette of Dick, Homoerotica in “Before Watchmen: Ozymandias”
As per our tradition, we feature a DC comics character every time we hit this annual milestone.
Abraham Lincoln’s Hairy Bod & (Almost) Dick in “The Hypo”
We're closing the final week of March 2026 with another comic inspired by a real person. This time, we're going out with a bang. It's Abe Lincoln!
Mark Anthony’s Uncut Dick, Pompey’s Nude Statue in “L’Homme de l’année T08”
We've featured statues before, but never one of a real person. To continue our theme for this month, here's "L'Homme de l'année T08 -44" by Delcourt.
Ferdinand Walsin Esterházy’s Uncut Dick in “L’Homme de l’année T07”
With the rise of Jew-hatred everywhere, especially in France, this Delcourt comic book about the Dreyfus Affair feels appropriate.
Salvador Dalí’s Uncut Dick and Butt in Europe Comics’ “Dalí before Gala”
We're dedicating March to comics inspired by real people. First up is the surrealist painter, Salvador Dalí.
Mini Nerdcore: Uncut Black Dick in “The Tin Can Society”
We're closing Black History Month with another entry featuring a Black guy from Image Comics' "The Tin Can Society."
Mini Nerdcore: Viking Himbo’s Uncut Dick in “Vei”
Unfortunately, the Swedish "Vei" is one of those comics that don't really go far in terms of nude guy-candy.