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We love books, but we love comics even more. Contrary to what’s been said and repeated that comic books dull the creative mind, I find them freeing.
Sometimes it’s great to let our imaginations create how a character looks like, whether or not the source material has their actual physical descriptions. Other times it’s nice to be able just to accept what’s given to us and appreciate the way that character’s drawn and the choices made by the writer, the artist, the colorist, and the editor.
Comics and cartoon shows have long been dominated by straight men, thus the objectification of women. It’s become somewhat better, but some of the classic ones still have hidden gems… And by gems we mean dicks.
We go over various comic books and cartoon shows and filter out all the violence and nude women (unless they’re in the same panel as the nude men). It’s a thankless job (you can still tip us if you can!), but we love it and we hope you’ll enjoy our finds.
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Holograph Dick, Butt & Bonus Real Butt in Saucer Country
If ET really wants to establish a good first contact, they should take the form of a naked male that the we find attractive.
Side Hanging Dick, Frontal Dick in Stone Island
Stone Island bears all the hallmarks of a Rebellion comic (Judge Dredd): the darkness, the chaos, the linework.
Dr. Manhattan’s Blue Dick & Butt, Nite Owl’s Dad Butt in Watchmen Chapter I & II MoviesExtreme
Dr. Manhattan’s back and bringing Nite Owl and his delicious dad bod in DC/Warner Bros./Paramount animated Watchmen movies.
Spartan Dicks & Butts in Frank Miller’s 300Extreme
Can you imagine if the movie actually showed the actors full-frontal? I’d watch that.
Warring & Dancing Dicks & Butts in ThreeExtreme
One thing I appreciate from this comic is that the statues are depicted as having been painted in various colors, including their skin.
Dicks & Butts in Les Ombres du Styx
Our second Greek entry (although it’s more Roman than Greece, sorry about that) is Isabelle Dethan’s Les Ombres du Styx.
So Many Uncut Dicks in Le Lombard’s Sparte
Sparte by Patrick Weber and Christophe Simon has so many easter eggs. And by eggs, we mean balls.
Mini Nerdcore: Ginger Dick in Pretty Deadly
Today’s Nerdcore Friday is a mini one, but fret not: it’s a sizeable dick.
Michelangelo David’s Naked Fights in Sandman’s Thessaly Witch for Hire
We know, we know, it’s a bit of a cheat to feature a naked statue in Nerdcore, but we’ve done it before.
Boxer & Twink Dicks, Butts & Tragic Love in Torpedo 1972
In the spirit of inclusivity, we’re featuring this tragic gay love story in the ultraviolent comic book Torpedo 1972.
Swinging Balls, Dicks, Magic Cock Ring, & Himbos in Bikinis in Reiki Warrior
We searched high and low for some Asian male nudity to celebrate Lunar New Year, and we hope Reiki Warriors won’t disappoint.
Uncut Twink Dicks & Butts in Le Patient
We’re closing Rejuvenuary with this gorgeous (and homoerotic) comic called Le Patient by Timothé La Boucher.
Hairy & Hairless Dicks in Sons of El TopoExtreme
What a week, eh? To “celebrate” the inauguration, here’s Jodorowsky’s Sons of El Topo.
Mini Nerdcore: Uncut Dick in Swimming in Darkness
Ah, there’s nothing like being in the water to make one feel rejuvenated. Unless, of course, you’re aquaphobic.
Film Buffs in the Buff in Final Cut
If only Cloverfield were like this, I’d love it even more. (Although, I don’t think the movie ages well.)
Dicks, Balls, Butts, in The Beauty
Here’s Image Comics’s The Beauty to start 2025 with a bang. And by bang, we mean lots and lots of cocks.
Hard Dicks, Butts, Bi Threesomes, & the Devil in Madwoman of the Sacred Heart
The theme of this hilarious work (from the incomparable Jodorowsky AND Moebius) not only fits Deathcember, but also segues nicely into January.
Dicks & Butts in Underworld
This reads like if Hunger Games were organized by Hades. (Although, I wouldn’t know since I had better things to do than watching anything with Jennifer Lawrence.)
Mini Nerdcore: Sigmund Freud’s Dick in Her Infernal Descent
Have you ever wanted to see one of the world’s greatest thinkers drawn in the buff? Well, here’s Grandad Freud courtesy of Aftershock Comics’s Her Infernal Descent.
Young & Grampa Dicks & Butts in Once Upon a Time at the End of the WorldExtreme
Once Upon a Time at the End of the World has some great panels and the story fits right in our Deathcember theme.