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We love books, but we love comics even more. Contrary to what’s been said and repeated that comic books dull the creative mind, I find them freeing.
Sometimes it’s great to let our imaginations create how a character looks like, whether or not the source material has their actual physical descriptions. Other times it’s nice to be able just to accept what’s given to us and appreciate the way that character’s drawn and the choices made by the writer, the artist, the colorist, and the editor.
Comics and cartoon shows have long been dominated by straight men, thus the objectification of women. It’s become somewhat better, but some of the classic ones still have hidden gems… And by gems we mean dicks.
We go over various comic books and cartoon shows and filter out all the violence and nude women (unless they’re in the same panel as the nude men). It’s a thankless job (you can still tip us if you can!), but we love it and we hope you’ll enjoy our finds.
New entry drops every Friday at midnight Pacific Time!
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Butt, Silhouette of Dick, Homoerotica in “Before Watchmen: Ozymandias”
As per our tradition, we feature a DC comics character every time we hit this annual milestone.
Abraham Lincoln’s Hairy Bod & (Almost) Dick in “The Hypo”
We’re closing the final week of March 2026 with another comic inspired by a real person. This time, we’re going out with a bang. It’s Abe Lincoln!
Mark Anthony’s Uncut Dick, Pompey’s Nude Statue in “L’Homme de l’année T08”
We’ve featured statues before, but never one of a real person. To continue our theme for this month, here’s “L’Homme de l’année T08 -44” by Delcourt.
Ferdinand Walsin Esterházy’s Uncut Dick in “L’Homme de l’année T07”
With the rise of Jew-hatred everywhere, especially in France, this Delcourt comic book about the Dreyfus Affair feels appropriate.
Salvador Dalí’s Uncut Dick and Butt in Europe Comics’ “Dalí before Gala”
We’re dedicating March to comics inspired by real people. First up is the surrealist painter, Salvador Dalí.
Mini Nerdcore: Uncut Black Dick in “The Tin Can Society”
We’re closing Black History Month with another entry featuring a Black guy from Image Comics’ “The Tin Can Society.”
Mini Nerdcore: Viking Himbo’s Uncut Dick in “Vei”
Unfortunately, the Swedish “Vei” is one of those comics that don’t really go far in terms of nude guy-candy.
Uncut Dick, Butt in “Black Tape”
Happy Friday the 13th, Nerdlings! Instead of celebrating Valentine’s Day tomorrow, let’s do something dark.
Black Dicks, Butts, Cunnilingus in “Akogun: Brutalizer of Gods”
There are so many, and we mean so many, hot Black guys in “Akogun: Brutalizer of Gods.” Unfortunately, very few naked ones.
Dick, Butt, Snowballing, and Graphic Sex in “FatCop”Extreme
We’re closing the first month of 2026 with this insanely hilarious and hilariously insane comic from Johnny Ryan.
Huge Superhero Dick, Mortal Dicks & Butts in “Boy Maximortal”
Let’s close The Maximortal trilogy with “Boy Maximortal,” the last installment of the series by Rick Veitch.
Bodybuilder Alien’s Uncut Dick, Villain’s Butt in “Brat Pack/Maximortal”
We continue our Maximortal series with this installment of “Brat Pack” from Rick Veitch.
Superhero Bulge, Girthy Cock, Butt in “The Maximortal”Extreme
Rick Veitch’s “The Maximortal” is a bizarre comic comprised of seven-issue miniseries and is a parody of the superhero archetype.
Mowgli’s Swinging (Hard) Dick, Butt in “Mowgli’s Mirror”Extreme
We’ve covered Tarzan, we’ve also covered another forest-man, so, why not “The Jungle Book”‘s Mowgli?
Daddy & Grandaddy Uncut Dicks, Butts, in “Carol & the End of the World”
Netflix’s “Carol & the End of the World” fits in nicely as part of Nerdcore’s December theme, even the Somali pirates *coughMinnesotacough*.
Dick, Butt, & Straight Sex in “Y: The Last Man”
Tangent: as I’m uploading this, I have the DoorDash Girl (Olivia Henderson) case running in the background.
Gratuitous Ghostly Hairy Dicks, Butt, in “Dirtbag Rapture”
Our second installment that fits well with December’s end of the world is the hilariously sarcastic “Dirtbag Rapture.”
Dick, Butt, Almost Butthole in “Only the End of the World Again”Extreme
It’s December! Which means we’re featuring comics about the end of the world. First up is something by Neil Gaiman.
First American’s Butt, Silhoutte of Dick in “Earthdivers”
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Our annual tradition dictates that we feature First Americans. Here’s one from “Earthdivers.”
Uncut Cock, Butt in “Off-World Blues”
Off-World Blues story is meh and very sexist, but it fits our November theme (exploration).
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