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We love books, but we love comics even more. Contrary to what’s been said and repeated that comic books dull the creative mind, I find them freeing.
Sometimes it’s great to let our imaginations create how a character looks like, whether or not the source material has their actual physical descriptions. Other times it’s nice to be able just to accept what’s given to us and appreciate the way that character’s drawn and the choices made by the writer, the artist, the colorist, and the editor.
Comics and cartoon shows have long been dominated by straight men, thus the objectification of women. It’s become somewhat better, but some of the classic ones still have hidden gems… And by gems we mean dicks.
We go over various comic books and cartoon shows and filter out all the violence and nude women (unless they’re in the same panel as the nude men). It’s a thankless job (you can still tip us if you can!), but we love it and we hope you’ll enjoy our finds.
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Twin (VR) Dicks & Butts in “Avatar”Extreme
The second installment in our Nerdcore Friday Sci-Fi January edition (in honor of Isaac Asimov) is Avatar from SAF Comics.
Butts & Dick in Delcourt/Soleil’s “Olympus Mons”
To honor Asimov’s birthday last Tuesday, we’re dedicating the four Fridays of January 2024 to science fiction comics.
Dicks & Sexy Angels in “American Jesus”
December (and 2023) is coming to a close, and so we’re bringing you the final installment of our Jesus-themed nudity for Nerdcore Friday. This time, it’s from the modern world in the form of a comic called The Chosen One: The American Jesus Trilogy.
Jesus’s Dick & (Satan’s) Butt in “Holy F*ck” & “Holy F*cked”
This weekend (well, next Monday) marks Yeshua’s supposed birthday. And there’s no better way to ring in this appropriated Pagan holiday than by featuring Jesus in his birthday suit.
Dicks, Butts, & Brutal Sex in Europe Comics’ “The Dream of Jerusalem”Extreme
Continuing the Jesus theme for December, our second (well, third) entry puts the “graphic” in “graphic novel.”
More Dicks & Butts in “The Goddamned!”Extreme
This is the second and final part of The Goddamned nerdcore post. You can get to know Cain more in, ya know, the biblical sense.
Dicks & Butts Galore in “The Goddamned”Extreme
Ah, there’s no better way to celebrate the (supposed) birth month of our (supposed) lord and savior Jesus Christ by posting naked comics that are centered around Christianity.
First American & Caucasian Dicks, Butts in “Carthago Adventures”
In honor of Thanksgiving weekend, we’re bringing together First American and White dicks and butts, thanks to Humanoid’s Carthago Adventures #2: “Bluff Creek.”
Gay Sex, Straight Sex, Dicks & Butts in “American Gods”
I gotta say, for the longest time, the only things I knew about Neil Gaiman were that he was Tori Amos’s good friend and the (fairy) godfather to Tash, Amos’s daughter.
(Straight) Dicks & Butts in “FreakAngels”
Well, I should’ve titled it “A Straight’s Dick & Butt in FreakAngels” because they technically belong to just one character, the one with the ability to bend the mind of non-powers.
Dicks, Butts, & Tentacle Sex in “Cosmic Detective”
Jeff Lemire never disappoints. Some of his work can be too reflective to the point of depressing, but this one has more comedic punches and is less nihilistic. Maybe it’s Matt Kindt’s influence?
Dicks, Butts, & Monsters in “Deathbed”Extreme
When I first read Deathbed, I didn’t know what to expect. But it was such a nice surprise to see a naked guy featured prominently in the comic book, unlike that Worldtree crap.
Dad Dicks, Dad Butts, & Dad Deaths in “Eat My Flesh, Drink My Blood”Extreme
Eat My Flesh, Drink My Blood is a trip. I’m still on the fence about whether it’s a good trip or a bad trip.
Soooo Many Dicks, Butts, & Balls in “Fables: Werewolves of the Heartland”Extreme
We featured a vampire last week, and so, following the great tradition of vampires vs. lycans, please enjoy these werewolves in all their glory.
Dicks, Butts, Gore, & Talking Dildo in “Devlin Waugh’s A Very Large Splash”Extreme
It’s October and for this month’s Nerdcore Friday, we’ll focus on magic and monsters! Starting with our very own va-va-voom vampire, Devlin Waugh.
Bethonged & Nude Gods, Dicks, & More in “Wonder Woman Historia: The Amazons”Extreme
Kelly Sue DeConnick wrote an absolutely thrilling and fresh take on the birth of the Amazons leading up to the birth of one Amazon in particular.
More “Murena” Dicks, Butts, & SexExtreme
This is the second part of our Murena post. I’d wanted to post everything in one entry but decided to split them into two since there are just too many panels (yay!).
Dicks + Butts (Human & Gods) Plus More Ancient Roman Goodness in “Murena”Extreme
This is probably the most well-researched graphic novel about the Roman times in the Claudius era.
Dicks, Butts, Tortures, & Orgies in “Eagles of Rome”
Eagles of Rome by Europe Comics is considerably tamer than its contemporaries like Caligula one and two with their gratuitous depiction of violence and gore.
Dicks, Butts, Balls, & Fighting Men in “Gloria Victis”
For the whole month of September, we’ll revisit ancient Rome, the historical fiction kind, through a series of comics.
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