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We love books, but we love comics even more. Contrary to what’s been said and repeated that comic books dull the creative mind, I find them freeing.
Sometimes it’s great to let our imaginations create how a character looks like, whether or not the source material has their actual physical descriptions. Other times it’s nice to be able just to accept what’s given to us and appreciate the way that character’s drawn and the choices made by the writer, the artist, the colorist, and the editor.
Comics and cartoon shows have long been dominated by straight men, thus the objectification of women. It’s become somewhat better, but some of the classic ones still have hidden gems… And by gems we mean dicks.
We go over various comic books and cartoon shows and filter out all the violence and nude women (unless they’re in the same panel as the nude men). It’s a thankless job (you can still tip us if you can!), but we love it and we hope you’ll enjoy our finds.
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(Straight) Dicks & Butts in “FreakAngels”
Well, I should’ve titled it “A Straight’s Dick & Butt in FreakAngels” because they technically belong to just one character, the one with the ability to bend the mind of non-powers.
Dicks, Butts, & Tentacle Sex in “Cosmic Detective”
Jeff Lemire never disappoints. Some of his work can be too reflective to the point of depressing, but this one has more comedic punches and is less nihilistic. Maybe it’s Matt Kindt’s influence?
Dicks, Butts, & Monsters in “Deathbed”Extreme
When I first read Deathbed, I didn’t know what to expect. But it was such a nice surprise to see a naked guy featured prominently in the comic book, unlike that Worldtree crap.
Dad Dicks, Dad Butts, & Dad Deaths in “Eat My Flesh, Drink My Blood”Extreme
Eat My Flesh, Drink My Blood is a trip. I’m still on the fence about whether it’s a good trip or a bad trip.
Soooo Many Dicks, Butts, & Balls in “Fables: Werewolves of the Heartland”Extreme
We featured a vampire last week, and so, following the great tradition of vampires vs. lycans, please enjoy these werewolves in all their glory.
Dicks, Butts, Gore, & Talking Dildo in “Devlin Waugh’s A Very Large Splash”Extreme
It’s October and for this month’s Nerdcore Friday, we’ll focus on magic and monsters! Starting with our very own va-va-voom vampire, Devlin Waugh.
Bethonged & Nude Gods, Dicks, & More in “Wonder Woman Historia: The Amazons”Extreme
Kelly Sue DeConnick wrote an absolutely thrilling and fresh take on the birth of the Amazons leading up to the birth of one Amazon in particular.
More “Murena” Dicks, Butts, & SexExtreme
This is the second part of our Murena post. I’d wanted to post everything in one entry but decided to split them into two since there are just too many panels (yay!).
Dicks + Butts (Human & Gods) Plus More Ancient Roman Goodness in “Murena”Extreme
This is probably the most well-researched graphic novel about the Roman times in the Claudius era.
Dicks, Butts, Tortures, & Orgies in “Eagles of Rome”
Eagles of Rome by Europe Comics is considerably tamer than its contemporaries like Caligula one and two with their gratuitous depiction of violence and gore.
Dicks, Butts, Balls, & Fighting Men in “Gloria Victis”
For the whole month of September, we’ll revisit ancient Rome, the historical fiction kind, through a series of comics.
Gay Sex, Dicks, Butts, & Violence in Image Comics’ “Saints”Extreme
I always thought my six years in an all-boys Catholic school made me fall in love with the Christian myth and iconography, but maybe it’d already been cultivated way before that.
(Uncut) Dicks, Butts, & Pansexual Orgy in “Red Thorn”
I wish Pink Flamingo would be brave enough to do a MAX and include full-frontal dick & guy nudity like Red Thorn, unlike chickening out like Netflix, but here we are.
Dicks, Butts, & Tight Uniforms in Dark Horse’s “Order & Outrage”
The first volume (four book) of Order & Outrage is a blast, all puns intended.
Dicks, Butts, Bondage & Tree Hugs in Humanoid’s “Bramble”Extreme
As someone who dabbles in armchair eco-terrorism, it warms my cold, dark, black heart every time I read stories about nature fighting back against humans.
(Almost) Dicks & Bondage in Cinebook’s “Wisher”
For a comic book that shows naked feminine-presenting fairies in the cover of its first book, Wisher seems to almost be hell-bent on showcasing nude men.
Stephen Colbert’s Hairy Pecs, Abs, & Ass in “Tek Jansen”
To continue our comic-version-of-real-people theme from last week’s Airboy, here’s comic version Stephen Colbert (almost) naked.
Dicks & Butts Inspired by Real People in “Airboy” (+ MMF Threesome)
Airboy is more than meta. It’s porn meta and I’m not complaining.
Spock’s Hard-Rock Butt in “Star Trek Strange New Worlds: The Illyrian Enigma #3”
To honor the premiere of the Star Trek: Strange New Worlds season two, we’re presenting Spock’s hard-rock butt. Or is it hard, rock butt?
Gay Sex, Dicks, Buttholes Vatican Edition (with Michelangelo) in Jodorowsky’s “The Terrible Pope”
The final entry of our Pride edition of Nerdcore Friday is Alejandro Jodorowsky’s Le Pape Terrible (The Terrible Pope)
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