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We love books, but we love comics even more. Contrary to what’s been said and repeated that comic books dull the creative mind, I find them freeing.

Sometimes it’s great to let our imaginations create how a character looks like, whether or not the source material has their actual physical descriptions. Other times it’s nice to be able just to accept what’s given to us and appreciate the way that character’s drawn and the choices made by the writer, the artist, the colorist, and the editor.

Comics and cartoon shows have long been dominated by straight men, thus the objectification of women. It’s become somewhat better, but some of the classic ones still have hidden gems… And by gems we mean dicks.

We go over various comic books and cartoon shows and filter out all the violence and nude women (unless they’re in the same panel as the nude men). It’s a thankless job (you can still tip us if you can!), but we love it and we hope you’ll enjoy our finds.

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Gay Sex, Dicks, Butts, & Violence in Image Comics’ “Saints”Extreme 

I always thought my six years in an all-boys Catholic school made me fall in love with the Christian myth and iconography, but maybe it’d already been cultivated way before that.

(Uncut) Dicks, Butts, & Pansexual Orgy in “Red Thorn”

I wish Pink Flamingo would be brave enough to do a MAX and include full-frontal dick & guy nudity like Red Thorn, unlike chickening out like Netflix, but here we are.

Dicks, Butts, & Tight Uniforms in Dark Horse’s “Order & Outrage”

The first volume (four book) of Order & Outrage is a blast, all puns intended.

Dicks, Butts, Bondage & Tree Hugs in Humanoid’s “Bramble”Extreme 

As someone who dabbles in armchair eco-terrorism, it warms my cold, dark, black heart every time I read stories about nature fighting back against humans.

(Almost) Dicks & Bondage in Cinebook’s “Wisher”

For a comic book that shows naked feminine-presenting fairies in the cover of its first book, Wisher seems to almost be hell-bent on showcasing nude men.

Stephen Colbert’s Hairy Pecs, Abs, & Ass in “Tek Jansen”

To continue our comic-version-of-real-people theme from last week’s Airboy, here’s comic version Stephen Colbert (almost) naked.

Dicks & Butts Inspired by Real People in “Airboy” (+ MMF Threesome)

Airboy is more than meta. It’s porn meta and I’m not complaining.

Spock’s Hard-Rock Butt in “Star Trek Strange New Worlds: The Illyrian Enigma #3”

To honor the premiere of the Star Trek: Strange New Worlds season two, we’re presenting Spock’s hard-rock butt. Or is it hard, rock butt?

Gay Sex, Dicks, Buttholes Vatican Edition (with Michelangelo) in Jodorowsky’s “The Terrible Pope”

The final entry of our Pride edition of Nerdcore Friday is Alejandro Jodorowsky’s Le Pape Terrible (The Terrible Pope)

Dicks, Butts, Gay (?) Sex, & Queer Activism in “A Man’s Skin”

As part of Pride Month, we’re highlighting queer comic books and graphic novels throughout June and A Man’s Skin is one of my favorites.

All the Nudity in “Devlin Waugh” from Judge DreddExtreme 

We’re continuing the Pride Month edition of Nerdcore by featuring queer characters. Up next is the indomitable Devlin Waugh.

Elf & Furry Gay Sex & Bonus Pan Erotica in “The White Trees”

I was just casually reading this comic book when bam! There on the page, a muscular demon with pierced nipples lies seductively. He has a huge uncut dick between his legs.

Swinging Dicks & Balls, Ample Butts, & Gay Sex in Netflix’s Gay Spy Cartoon: “Q-Force”

The complete clips and the screen caps of all the gay sex and nudity in Netflix’s Q-Force.

Dicks, Butts, Balls, but Not Enough Fetish in “SFSX”

I know, I know. It’s not even the tenth post in the comic and cartoon dicks category and I’m already scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Valérian’s Dick, Butt, and Naked Clones from “Valérian & Laureline”

I was a kid when I read Valérian & Laureline comic (translated into Indonesian). I instantly fell in love with Valérian and thought Laureline was a badass. For a while, he became my template for the ideal man: athletic with dark, full hair, and a sense of reckless confidence.

Even More Dicks in David Lapham’s “Caligula: Heart of Rome”Extreme 

I remember reading this one years ago before I’d even read the first one. It is disturbing, but it’s not, I don’t know, Human Centipede disturbing.

Gay Sex, Dicks, & More Depravity in David Lapham’s “Caligula”Extreme 

No one alive seems to know just who Caligula was or what he truly did, and David Lapham and team took the creative license and ran with it.

“All Against All” Is against Clothes (and We Love It!)

I wouldn’t care for Tarzan if he weren’t nearly nude and only wearing a loin cloth.

All the Dicks in Greg Rucka/Nicola Scott’s “Black Magick”

Greg Rucka can almost do no wrong, which is why I’m pretty excited about Heart of Stone.